Monday, March 5, 2007

moderation, ladies. . .

Guys, ever been in a situation where you see an attractive girl, nicely dressed, seems classy enough, speaks with at least some semblance of intelligence- and then get leveled with a blast of some overly-potent perfume or fragrance spray?

Maybe you haven't, or maybe you have and just never gave any though to it. Either way, it is certainly something worth noting. Just like anything else, the proper smell is something that needs to be achieved through a little thing called moderation.

There is a very distinct difference between a girl that smells good, and a girl that smells TOO good, and it cannot be ignored. I am not proposing that girls should be stinky, please understand that. However, unsuspecting guys everywhere, be aware of the fact that a girl that smells too good, probably smells that way for a reason. They may smell too good to be true.

Which should make anyone nervous, because anyone that needs to make that strong of an effort to smell THAT good, probably either;

1.) smells THAT bad to begin with...
2.) is trying way too hard to bring attention to herself. (consider girls who fake tan entirely too much to be a more prolific example.)

Trust me, you want nothing to do with either scenario.


Rule # 64 - You can't trust a girl that smells TOO good.

3 comments:

gymchick1985 said...

I do agree....however, good perfumes/fragances are often made quite strong. A little squirt requires airing out...it's a problem. I think a female should always take a male shopping for cologne and vice-versa...men that smell too good, stink too!

Noel said...

Yeah. While you're at it you might want to mention the Tag and or Axe guys who just douse themselves in it. Guys, I know the commercials say it acts as a chick magnet, but if you use too much it's totally a repellant.

Sexy said...

yea u cant trust them. prob. covering up other smells. ive been guilty of this. p.s. axe smells fn delicious. i love men that smell good. damn