Thursday, March 8, 2007

The Zebra Effect

Origination :
Location - Irish Times (second floor)
Date / Time - March 2nd
Parties Involved - Dan / Jimmy / Drae / Priscilla

Back Story - The group of four of us were enjoying one another's company on the second floor of Irish Times, throwing back a few soda's doing a bit of people watching, when we realized that for over 2 hours, not a single attractive girl walked past us (not that they would have to go out of there way to do so, in order to get to the club, everyone would have to walk past us at one point.)

After about two hours, a group of girls walked up the steps from the first floor, none of which had any redeemable qualities (not kidding, it was a rough night) except for what I thought was one girl in the group. In typical fashion, I pointed out the girl to the rest of our group, when we all at the same time noticed that she, like the others, was in no way good looking.

What happened you ask?

Apparently, when a group of unattractive girls travel in packs, there is always the risk that all of the ugly can confuse an onlooker, like myself, and possibly lead me to believe that one of them was attractive, much like when a pack of Zebras surround one another to confuse a predator.

Rule # 128 - Beware of the Zebra Affect

2 comments:

Beach Goddess said...

hahahahaha that's amazing.

Noel said...

Are you saying zebras are ugly??